"That's not a meal, that's a travesty"
2 tablespoons Louisiana Hot Sauce 2 Packets of Raman 5 packs of Ketchup and 2 chocolate biscotti sticks coated in peanut butter.
Quite possibly the strangest meal I have EVER had.
but,but, its college ! you can eat anything n get away with it.. besides he can always describe it to his assorted underlings (kids, nephews/nieces, employees, what have you) as the single greatest college meal he ever had..